“Cupcakes” Horrorcore Rap Song

MP3: dl.dropbox.com A little song I made based off of Sergeant Sprinkles’ infamous fanfic, “Cupcakes”. Lyrics: I’ve got a recipe. It’s delicious so everypony invests in me, impressed with me. Cupcakes are my specialty. A chef to be? That’s a possibility. What’s the secret? I’ve got a special ingredient. I’ll tell you but first you gotta promise to be obedient. Immediately you’re out cold, and once you wake up you’ll be in my kitchen with all the other ponies that I sold as cupcakes. Yeah you’re in Pinkie Pie’s world, BITCH. Just wait a second while I go turn on the light switch. Say hello to my home-made decorations. Cutting ponies up is my biggest infatuation. Now I pull out a shank, and cut up your cutie mark right on your flank. Take that to the bank. Even if you’re built like a tank, my dark, dank, rank prank will make your mind go blank once you are Cupcakes. (Chorus x2) You’ll never guess what’s inside of my CUPCAKES I put a lot of good pride in my CUPCAKES No matter what you can’t hide from my CUPCAKES You want my CUPCAKES? YOU ARE MY CUPCAKES! Now don’t go buckin’ and shit. Even though you’re tied up we won’t be fuckin’ and shit. Just play for a bit. While you’re at it, stay in the pit. I’m just making a slit. Talk again, you’re taking a hit. Now settle down. And let me make a decision. Where on your body should I make an incision? I could cut you right open, right down the middle. Rip out your bloody spine, and make it into a fiddle. HOW YOU LIKE THAT? I’m a

25 Responses to ““Cupcakes” Horrorcore Rap Song”

  1. Hellzzah says:

    this song is awesome, but i feel its missing something.

  2. qwer58j says:

    @TwiiztidSyko666 This is Horrorcore.

  3. RIGHTGUARDish says:

    @feedingonyourflesh i knoww thats why cant belive THEY like other people.. fuckin idiot thin k i dont know that

  4. feedingonyourflesh says:

    @RIGHTGUARDish tyler the creator said it himself he is not horrorcore

  5. TwiiztidSyko666 says:

    This isnt horrorcore, this is faggotry. Fuck you. I hope whoever made this dies, you are an insulting fucker you sound like mc chris but the only difference is that you suck worse than him. The only sick thing about this song is the instrumental, which I know I’ve heard elsewhere. And yes im mad bro.

  6. prisonfishy says:

    @RIGHTGUARDish *hugs* feel better? c:

  7. TheVividman says:

    Yes, this song could be 20% cooler if you fixed the “CUPCAKES” Part, some parts seem awkward, other than the chorus I love this song.

  8. prisonfishy says:

    @ganstasnowman Look right below the video.

  9. FFF06 says:

    I am in love. LOVE.

  10. ganstasnowman says:

    and could we please get an mp3 download link?

  11. ganstasnowman says:

    @prisonfishy thing is, rap is a freeform type of music, its awesome the way it is. but the background voice say at 1:15 needs to be different, edited, or voiced the same. but not cut out

  12. EpicFunkey says:

    Pinkie: Now that I’ve slaughtered everypony in Ponyville… I gotta take a boom box, play this music, and slaughter every human in San Andreas!

  13. RIGHTGUARDish says:

    @prisonfishy suck a dick weirdo

  14. skullman006 says:

    Pretty bad ass beat if u ask me

  15. prisonfishy says:

    @RIGHTGUARDish Someone needs a hug :-)

  16. RIGHTGUARDish says:

    shits gay, cant believe theyd put tyler the creator in the same genree as this faggot

  17. notOnilink says:

    Č͌ͫ͊̓͒̇̑̎̈́̄̾͒̂͏͈͖͕͍̝̱͓͙̖̗͓͉͘U̡̡͊͗ͨ̀͂̔̓͛ͭ̅̄ͮ̀̕͏̗͖̝̞̮̟̮̪ͅṖ̨̱̮̥͍̳͉̭̩̣̝̖͍͉̤̃̐͊̋̂̅̑ͭ͟͟͠͡C̢̛̛͚̠̲͓̙̱͙͑͊͋ͧ̓ͬ͆͐̚͘A̴̲͍̠̮̣̤͖͓͇̠̯̱̤̟̓́̾͐͒̃ͣ̀͠͝ͅK̀ͨ̔͒̾͢҉̼̖̣̖̦̙̺̪̣͚͉̲̰̩̼̺E̛̽͆ͥ͆͗̅̿͆ͧ͂̆ͧ̑́̀҉̣̯͎͓̯̹̗̫̻̻͉̪̫̯̩̩̬̺͜Ś̸̨̛̼͚̬̯̳̫̃ͦ̄͘͞

  18. Ryualura says:

    O_o

  19. Gehirnesser says:

    Dude, thats creepy

  20. Nukinator says:

    o_o

  21. georgeofnewyork says:

    I used to read stories like this on /b/ all the time without really giving a shit.. But now i cringe at every action pinkie pie does… I’ve been watching too much fulttershy

  22. runearrow0 says:

    Watch this with the rainbow cupcakes guide on mute…

  23. iAndster says:

    why didn’t I listen to the warnings

    WHY DID I READ THAT STORY

  24. OatmealAreYouCrazy says:

    @hazirarizah Yes. Yes, alot. Very.

  25. cutjim says:

    I don’t care, if I actually go through with the abridged series I’m planning I’m going to find some way to incorporate this song. Please, let me!

 
 
 
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